AIM disappointment

B: lone gators without received messages equal gator destruction! rawr!

TiVo is life

B: I wish we could TiVo the dogs!

Guys love a girl who knows what she wants

Me: Well, I eventually plan on joining a thing, where they do stuff, and I get to go to things.

B: That is probably the vaguest statement you have ever made.

Central Market is the new marriage counselor

[While driving through the parking lot of Central Market]

B: Go ahead! Buy your overpriced hippy food, but it won't save your marriage....

Who doesn't love cheese?

B: There are two things in this physical plane of existence that I love and you're one of them. Oh and the other is cheese.

Welcome!

So, in the same vein as www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com, I am starting a blog posting the funny things MY boyfriend (for the purposes of the blog, known as "B") says.

Enjoy!