Happy Valentine's Day!

B:  "I sent you a Valentine's Day ecard this morning"

Me  "Aww, thank you"

B: "It's one of the GOP ecards"

Me: "Haha, that's still nice.  It's what you gave me last year"

B: "Well, THIS one has Joe Biden on it!"

Me: "The one you gave me last year had Joe Biden on it"

B:  "Well then, he's just the gift that keeps on giving!"




I hope all of my readers have a great Valentines Day.  No chocolates, but I do love those red heart shaped lollipops with the white writing on them. 

I wish you all one of these as well:

I'm not weird

I have this little dance that I do when I'm bored.  It's a recent thing, but it keeps me entertained.  The following conversation happens while we're walking to the car, and I'm doing my dance:

B:  You're so weird.

Me:  Whatever - you totally love me.  Besides, you're weird too!

B:  No, I'm not weird; I'm mildly eccentric.

Me:  Same thing.  You're weird.

The Anti-Christ

B: Fucking dinosaurs! Satan planted dinosaur bones to confuse us, or so a guy on tv once told me...and saddam hussein was the antichrist.
B: Which remains to be seen...I mean, he was a total asshole who managed to have the world say he's not a bad guy...all he needs to do is come back from the dead and get a PR agent and then I'm convinced.